You know what I'm sorry for? I'm sorry I have terrible eating habits.
I'm not salty or sweet-I'm salty AND sweet. I can't help it. I like carbs. I like chips. I like pizza. I like chocolate.
There's a problem with this. In 28 days I'll begin training for my first marathon.
This idiotic feet is going to require hours of running just for the training-never mind the actual race. If I'm going to ask this body that turns 50 on the day of the race to do this, I better help it out.
That means I'll be eating more fruits and vegetables and vitamins.
It's not that I hate fruits and vegetables. Okay maybe I do. It's that they are so much work. Except for a seedless grape, every single fruit is a chore. Even the ones that don't require peeling, slicing, or seeding-are tedious. Boring and painful.
Vegetables? Please. I like a good salad-if someone else makes it and it's accompanied by a sandwich or loaf of bread.
I'll make peace with them because I have to. But I have to apologize to you -I HATE FRUITS AND VEGETABLES. For that I'm sorry.
Long live the Potato chip. (That's a vegetable right?)